New GOP Voter Suppression Plot - Britney Files for Divorce

We Republicans have come up with a fiendish, last minute plan to suppress Democrat voter turnout.  Yes, it took awhile but we were finally able to get to Britney Spears and persuade her to file for divorce from K-Fed aka K-Gravy Train Over.

Millions of Democrats, weeping for the end of this marriage made in heaven, will be unable to drag themselves away from the E-Channel, put on their Birkenstocks and go vote.  Thank you Karl Rove for another fiendish plot successfully hatched.

Posted by Scott Pullins at 11/7/2006 5:40 PM
Categories: Democrats
 

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